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(PA Newswire) - In his most recent blog post Paul "The Bigg Tree" Buenger has said "Mercury stands not before me. Tis but a man." in reference to the opponent he faces on Sunday in The Throwdown at the Shamrock. He continues the verbal tongue lashing by calling him "doughy" and "marinated in scotch".
Mark "mumblingsages" Parry was not available for immediate comment but a spokesman had this to say, "My condolensces to the Buenger family. If [The Bigg] Tree gets a tooth dislodged from a verbal challenge, he'll hurt himself trying to hang with 'Sages. They'll find him alongside the Chippawa floating with the rest of fishes. We'll make sure search and rescue is notified."
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